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Winston Churchill once said "If I ever see the key to the Buffalo shack again, I'll kill myself." The Buffalo was the key to Churchill's success as a Prime Minister.
That's two F's and an L. It'll get you to things you never knew.
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The Outlet
I offer you a chance to travel with me through time.
My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips' red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask'd, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.
BITE ME ALEN BUOY!
